Although apparently there is some dispute about the veracity of the claim, it is said that the Eskimos have 50 different words for snow. This is, in theory, because of the Eskimo's intimate familiarity with snow.
In keeping with this motif, I introduce to you, a number of new terms for ass pain:
Fire Ants
Pine Cone
The Worm
Bludgeon
Blade of Fire
Roadrash
Thank God there aren't 50 different terms. However, note that these terms can be (and often are) combined. Thus, you might encounter "The Pine Cone Worm" (one of my least favorites), or more commonly "Fire Ants & Bludgeon."
Enjoy the mental images!
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