I've got the chemo cocktail pumping into me via a "port", which is some sort of device, about the size of a grape, that was surgically implanted near my left collarbone. The port is connected to a vein so that they can just stick the needle in the port and not have to do a regular IV.
Anyway, I just realized that if they had installed the port on my right side, they would have had to call it a "starboard" instead of a "port."
Ha ha! You can stop laughing now, by the way.
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